Guest Blog (The Daddy)

I've developed a very short skit based on Star Wars and Store Wars.

Setting: A distant galaxy far, far away. An attractive, mysterious Eurasian women, now in her forties, approaches a young, blonde-haired, blue-eyed, teenage boy. Heavy rasping.

Woman: Uncle Rico never told you what happened to your mother.

Theo: He told me enough. He told me you killed her!

Woman: No. I am your Mother!! (intense crescendo)

Theo: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!

Woman: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Theo: Noooo! Noooo!!!


Ahhh, the wonder of genetics!